Did a Glove Win the Olympics? | KinetiXx Olympic Recap

Did a glove win the Olympics? | Sport Statistics Shenanigans by Jacob Huseby

40% of all medals in Nordic ski disciplines were won by athletes using KinetiXx gloves. Of those, 60% of all Biathlon Athlete medals were won using KinetiXx gloves. Let me explain.

The Pandemic, polar temps, political turmoil, and a panda named Bing Dwen Dwen! The 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics are now in the past. Of the brands that we import to the US, KinetiXx athletes had the most standout performances in Nordic skiing, ski jumping, Nordic combined, and biathlon.

Before we get into this: Don’t take this too seriously. I received some stats from our friends at KinetiXx and wanted to explore how KinetiXx athletes fared overall. If you want to see the data I compiled, check out this spreadsheet I put together using the Olympian Database.

I’m here to ask the question, did a glove win the Olympics? Typically, “winning the Olympics” is reserved for either the individual athletes or the countries they compete for. For the sake of argument, lets create a new country that will be represented exclusively by athletes using KinetiXx gloves. Further, lets assume the country that secures the most overall medals is considered the “winner”.

The numbers (and there’s a lot):

The Beijing Winter Olympics featured 109 medal events, 7 more than PyeongChang. Here’s the breakdown of medals available in a fancy chart. 327 total medals including gold, silver, and bronze.

Of the total 327 medals to be won, KinetiXx athletes secured 68 medals. At face value, this would indicate that KinetiXx athletes secured about 20% of all possible medals, and 73% of all medals in the Nordic disciplines. So did a glove company win the Olympics?...

A closer look tells a different story. Event medals vs Athlete medals.

In those 109 medal events there were 685 total medals won. There are many relay and group events which mean more opportunities for athletes to secure medals. Moving forward I will refer to the 685 medals as “athlete medals” vs the 327 medals which will be referred to as “Event medals”. This is done because the athlete medal count we received from KinetiXx counts by athlete and not by event.

Okay, let’s get into it some more.

If you would like to see where these numbers came from, click here to see the spreadsheet!

Penalties and podiums:

60% of all biathlon athlete medals were won by KinetiXx athletes. 35% of all XC athlete medals, 18.18% of athlete ski jumping medals, and 5.56% of Nordic combined athlete medals. Let’s explore that 60% number some more.

KinetiXx athletes secured 60% of all the Biathlon medals. This is no coincidence. While KinetiXx sponsors many Biathletes, this Olympics was also known for being frigid. When competing at this level, any small advantage could be the difference between shooting clean or missing your target.

Enter: The Heated Glove. For the litigious types, the image attached above was not taken at the Olympics but at a World Cup. (You’re not getting me NBC!) The athletes who used the heated glove had the warmth of mittens with the dexterity of a racing glove. This glove is called the KinetiXx Hot, and is coming to the US market for Winter 22-23. In case you’re wondering, no, you don’t have to use it for Biathlon… This glove is powered by batteries tucked in by the wrist and has 3 heat settings depending on your needs. It retails for 300USD and is worth every penny.

Back to the main question: Did a glove win the Olympics?

The Norwegians won the 2022 Winter Olympics by a solid 10 event medal margin over the Germans. (See my spreadsheet). However, when considering the relays and team events, Norwegian athletes secured 58 athlete medals. Which means that if KinetiXx athletes made their own country, they would have won the Olympics with 68 total athlete medals, beating out the incumbent champions, the Norwegians.

By that definition, I guess a glove won the Olympics. While in the process of making this article, we decided it would be funny to photoshop a glove onto Michael Phelps with all his medals. This answers the question, if a glove won the Olympics, what would they look like? Enjoy!